Posts Tagged ‘Pasadena’

Bike Parking from Hell

Monday, January 14th, 2008

bike stand at wholefoods

I looked for a bicycle stand and found the above nothingness.
Where: Whole Foods Market, Pasadena, CA. “The largest Whole Foods Market west of the Rockies”, according to a company press release. It also states that “this new 2 story, 76,770 square foot store will be the next evolution of Whole Foods Market, designed to exceed its customers’ expectations (…)”
Sounds great.
These are the options for customers who arrive by bike:
1) Park in spot pictured above.
2) Park at (usually already taken) bus stop sign, thereby half blocking the sidewalk.
3) Park at cunningly hidden sub-standard bike stand 137 steps away from the front door, next to the parking garage entrance. If you can’t see it at first – look harder. Look BEHIND THE TRASHCAN. Happy shopping!

(photo: Backhouse Images)

New Trick for Your Power Bill

Friday, December 21st, 2007

Daylight Chrismas lights

We love this new idea for the Holiday season: If your electricity bill doesn’t reach the desired heights with the help of your nightly Christmas lights display, just employ a little cunning– leave the reindeer on in the morning! That way, you don’t have to be ashamed of using too little power in the season of wastefulness.
Seen on one of our very favorite streets for status symbol sight seeing: South El Molino Avenue, Pasadena, CA, at 3:15 pm.

(photo: Backhouse Images)

Suckers for Succulents

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Good Things: Pasadena Yard

This is the most beautiful and most common sense front yard we have so far seen in all of Southern California. We found it in Pasadena, just South of Caltech. The owners planted drought tolerant vegetation like agaves, cacti and sage. They water about once a week in summer, and almost never in winter. They promise that their yard will look even more stunning when the California poppies start blooming in January. We hope to be able to get a shot of that, too.

The mystery:
Why is this pleasant semi-arid landscape surrounded by a gazillion unsexy lawns? And why are the latter the standard front yard solution all over the city?

We don’t have the answers. But we know this:
The council of Pasadena has just declared that the city is threatened by a serious water crisis and has implemented “Water Shortage Plan 1.” Among other things, it bans the hosing down of sidewalks, limits landscape watering to once every three days and demands that people turn off their sprinklers from 10 am to 5 pm. Adherence to the plan is voluntary. If Pasadena Water and Power becomes aware of water wasters, they will send out a so called “conservation reminder”. If you’d like to become a snitch on a particular water hog (which we absolutely encourage), you can fill in a form online.

Talking about anti hog measures:
The City of Long Beach, also in L.A. County, implemented similar methods in September. Since then, water consumption in town has dropped drastically, hitting a ten-year record low in November (pdf).
Of all Southern Californian cities, Los Angeles has so far shown the most astonishing way of dealing with the crisis. According to the L.A. Times, City water officials said earlier in December that they plan to wait for several more months – yes: months – to see if the situation improves. We wish them the best of luck.

(photo: Backhouse Images)

Insane Christmas Lights: Pasadena

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Insane Christmas Lights: Pasadena, El Molino Ave

Looks like these people called.
Or maybe they didn’t – because their property in Pasadena, CA, mainly sports strings of lights that loosely dangle from their trees. We think they went without pro installation this season. But then – how did they get up on those branches? Do people who live on South El Molino Avenue really risk their lives for their Christmas lights?

Insane Christmals Lights: Pasadena, El Molino Ave: tree

This photo contest is on the hunt for the most insane Christmas lights display in the world. Entries welcome – contest ends Christmas Eve!

(photo: Backhouse Images)

Insane Lawns (5)

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

Insane Lawns: Ritz Carlton

Location: Pasadena, CA
Climate zone: dry-summer subtropical, drought since 2006
Backyard of: the Ritz Carlton Hotel
Viewed by: e.g. people spending $549 (weekend rate) on the “Huntington Suite ”
Reasons to ask for money back: brown patches, no gardeners or power tools active when property was inspected by our lawn experts
Note to owner: We liked the squishy sound your lawn made when stepped upon. A slight increase of the modest room rates might provide the means for turning this lawn into an even soggier swamp. Go for it!

(photo: Backhouse Images)

Insane Lawns (1)

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Insane Lawn, Pasadena CA

Location: Pasadena, CA
Climate: dry-summer subtropical zone
Conditions at the moment: drought; the City of Pasadena is experiencing its driest year since recordkeeping started in 1878
Survival of this lawn guaranteed by: excessive use of water, fertilizer, power tools

Note to owners: We think your lawn is too small. Please get a lawn-enlargement.