Customers Collapse in Laughing Fit
Hahaha.
Love your great sense of humor, guys. Especially, since you demonstrate such a firm grasp of environmental and energy issues by leaving your door wide open on a winter day when the outdoor temperature is 55 Fahrenheit / 13 Celsius. Thank you so much for heating the mall at Paseo Colorado in Pasadena, CA. All the people who hid their heads under woolen scarves that day (see pic below) certainly appreciated your efforts.
Note to Store Manager: When we first saw what you do, we were really pissed off. Then we tried to find explanations. Because there just must be some kind of reason for this. We finally came to the conclusion that you have obviously been held hostage in a mountain cave in Uruguay for the last, say, twelve years. Hence you were cut off from all news sources that luckier people like us had readily available. We are sorry about that. And now please get a newspaper subscription. Connect to the Internet. And shut that fucking door.
(photos: Backhouse Images)