Archive for December, 2007

Insane Lawns (5)

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

Insane Lawns: Ritz Carlton

Location: Pasadena, CA
Climate zone: dry-summer subtropical, drought since 2006
Backyard of: the Ritz Carlton Hotel
Viewed by: e.g. people spending $549 (weekend rate) on the “Huntington Suite ”
Reasons to ask for money back: brown patches, no gardeners or power tools active when property was inspected by our lawn experts
Note to owner: We liked the squishy sound your lawn made when stepped upon. A slight increase of the modest room rates might provide the means for turning this lawn into an even soggier swamp. Go for it!

(photo: Backhouse Images)

Insane Christmas Lights: San Francisco

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Christmas Lights in San Francisco

OPEN LETTER:
Citizens of San Francisco! Can’t you do better than this? Nights of intense research lead our reporters to this dimly lit, meager display. Is that really all there is? Don’t you grasp the idea of 21st century Christmas? What part of wasting power don’t you understand?
Just trying to help.
Yours sincerely, Ecomorons

PS: We kindly invite our readers in San Francisco to join this photo contest with entries of insane Christmas lights displays.

(photo: Backhouse Images)

Insane Christmas Lights: Hamburg

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

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Just arrived! It’s the first European entry in our current photo contest.
Ivo sends us this image (and he admits he shamelessly stole it from a postcard) of a crazily festive house in Niendorf, which is a neighborhood of Hamburg, Germany. The dwelling seems to be inhabited by English speakers, since they have an electric “Merry Christmas” sign on their garage. Or maybe the “Fröhliche Weihnachten” is just too hard to build from light bulbs. Those Umlauts can be a killer!

This photo contest will be open till midnight (PST) on Christmas Eve.
Email your insanest Christmas lights display pics to: contest@ecomorons.org
First prize: one handmade beeswax candle

The best entries will be posted on this site. Please include your name and location as well as where you found the lights. If you wish to remain anonymous, your name will not be posted. No one’s email will be published or shared!

(photo: Lupus Korridor)

It’s Coming!

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Potenco PCG

This good-looking, smart and environmentally friendly pull-cord generator (PCG) will be available in the US starting in summer 2008! The yoyo look-alike allows you to generate electricity by pulling its cord. Hence the name.
It was invented by the whizz-kids at Potenco, a company founded by MIT graduates and headquartered in Alameda, CA. So far, their primary focus has been to bring electricity to developing nations with patchy power grids. That’s why Potenco forged ties to Uganda and Bangladesh, where the PCG will serve as an energy source for electric lights and cellphones. It also powers the XO Laptops of the One Laptop per Child Project.
Now the PCG is going to hit the American market! “We hope to make it available in the US next summer,” Potenco’s CEO Colin Bulthaup told Ecomorons. It will also go on sale in Europe, but the time frame is less definite. The human-powered generator will come with a USB port for charging devices. Projected cost: $50 to $100.
So what can this gadget do? The PCG is able to charge batteries of small gadgets like cell phones, cameras and even ultra portable laptops like the Eee PC. One minute of pulling generates about 20 minutes of talk time on a cell phone, and three hours of play time on an iPod shuffle. It is not suited to provide juice for ordinary laptops, though. “They are very power hungry,” Bulthaup said. “You might be pulling for one minute and it would only give you energy for two minutes of laptop use.”
What about powering my fridge? Not a good candidate, either. Those large energy-gobbling appliances are too greedy to be human-powered at the moment.
Why does Potenco make us wait till summer?
“We are now doing a large market research study,” Bulthaup said, “and the results will be known in spring 2008.” The study will determine what features exactly the PCG is going to come with, i.e. what it will be able to connect to. Before spring, these details remain a secret.
Well, almost. Colin Bulthaup already gave us some idea about the markets his company is most likely to target: “camping”, “emergency preparedness” and “the gadget geek traveler market”.
Sounds real nice. We are waiting.

PS: For updates about the arrival of the PCG, visit this website or subscribe to the Potenco newsletter.

(photo: Potenco)

Photo Contest: Insane Christmas Lights

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Insane Christmas lights in South Pasadena

Location of the above beauty: South Pasadena, CA
The contest: Ecomorons dares every reader to find a more insane Christmas lights display than this
Email your insanest pics to: contest@ecomorons.org
First prize: one handmade beeswax candle
The pep talk: You can do it! Get your camera out!

The contest closes at midnight (PST) on Christmas Eve. The best entries will be posted on this site. Please include your name and location as well as where you found the lights. If you wish to remain anonymous, your name will not be posted. No one’s email will be published or shared!

(photo: Backhouse Images)